Thursday, May 29, 2008

Miracle Fruit

"A berry that rewires the way the palate perceives sour flavors for an hour or so, rendering lemons as sweet as candy." Read the rest of this NY Times article here.

Masking Prank

How did no one think of this?

Worst First Pitch Ever

Not even close.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Halloween Prank Gone Wrong

Ewww. That's gotta hurt.

Thanks Aryeh via Jeremy.

Rooster Wake Up

How annoying?

Thanks Jeremy.

Improv Everywhere: Best Buy

Get together with all your friends and try this.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

What Not To Answer

When asked:

Fine, so at the light I make a left?

Don't answer:


When asked:

Should I take the ladder or the stairs?

Don't answer:

The latter.

It will just confuse people.

Demetri Martin - The Jokes With Guitar

Very funny young comedian. The pictures were added by someone.

*contains cursing and some inappropriate material.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Fresh Crop of Mother-In-Law Jokes

"Remember, it was one of the founders of modern Russia, Lenin, who, when asked what should be the maximum penalty for bigamy, replied: two mothers-in-law."

"My mother-in-law came by this morning. When I answered the door she asked, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'
'You certanily can,' I replied - and closed the door."

What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits till you're dead before it eats your heart out.

All of these were taken from a book I'm reading, entitled: "Why Men Don't Have a Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes." You can find it here.
Know any more? Post them in the comments below.

Big Time Snake

Snake game in the student house. This is why we go to college.

Thanks Jeremy.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Science of Ball To Groin

Science during its finest hour.

The Letter "W"

Whoever made the English alphabet clearly had an issue with the letter "W".
Every other letter is one syllable (A,B,C...) For some reason, "W" is not one syllable. It's not even two syllables. It's three syllables! 

Additionally, its whole identity is based on another letter - the letter "U". It's two "U"s (Double U). We don't call the letter "O" "Complete C" or the letter "F" "Almost E". Besides the fact, if anything, it should at least be called double V (look at the similarity: V, W).  

All I'm saying is that it can't be easy not having your own identity. Why couldn't they just have come up with a different name for the letter "W"? Why not pronounce it "We" as in, Tee, You, Vee, We. I guess it would have messed up the whole song. 

(Don't be afraid to comment)

Kassie Kicks Monster...

My ask.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Roger Federer - Crazy Shot

Simply the best.

Charlie Bit My Finger

Kids with accents are just so much cuter. I can't pass this video without watching it.

Foul Ball!

Click the picture to view it larger.

Bowling Trick

I always thought you were only allowed to use one ball per turn.

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Morning After

So my friend woke up the other morning after going to sleep really late. He got out of bed and did his normal bathroom routine. As he was brushing his teeth, he noticed his mouth felt very, very minty and hot. He looked down and realized he was brushing his teeth with Icy/Hot.

The good news is that after washing his mouth out for twenty minutes, he's fine and his teeth are no longer sore.

(The cat is not my friend.)

Water Balloon at 1,000FPS


Sunday, May 18, 2008

In Another Life (Part 1)

I remember it like it was 14 years ago. Probably because it was 14 years ago. But that was back then, when I lived in a small town in Pennsylvania. Rileyville - that was the name. I was so young when it happened. It was the summer before I started driving. I was 11. 

Everyday that summer my friends and I would ride our bikes up to the bridge. Well, they rode their bikes. I rode my rollerblade. We could only afford one pair and my brother and I had to share it. But boy, was my left leg in great shape from all that pushing. 

When we got to the bridge we would jump off into the river below. It was only about 50 feet. But I'll never forget that summer when my friend Tommy and I were hanging out on the bridge and he jumped off. If only he had remembered that there was a drought that summer and there was no water down below. 

But Tommy was blind. 

As I sit writing this, I find that time has played with my memory. Like, for instance, Tommy wasn't my friend. He was my enemy. But I guess we sometimes mix up our friends and enemies. Oh, and also, we weren't hanging out. We were fighting. But you know kids, fighting, playing, it's all the same. And I just remembered, he hadn't jumped. I pushed him. But come on, I did him a favor. He was blind after all, what good would living have been? So you see, I did the right thing after all.

One last point. He wasn't blind. He was blind-folded.

But still, the lesson remains the same: watch out.

World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion

Finally, someone with practical talent.

Amazing Trick Shot

Too much time on your hands.

Things you CAN'T do when you're NOT in a pool


Thanks Moshe.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Square Watermelon News Report

It's fun to play with nature.

Frozen Grand Central

Very, very cool.

Wheelbarrow Race Like You've Never Seen

Someone's been spending too much time working on his wheelbarrow.

Human Tetris

Only in Japan.

Thanks Avidan.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Solution To The "k" Text Message Epidemic

Ever feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and get excited because you've just received a text message or disappointed because you know what it's going to say?
You struggle to get it out of your pocket and when you finally open it, all it says is, "k" or "ok."

It's annoying, I know, which is exactly why I came up with a solution. Here it goes: When you write a text message that doesn't really need a response from the person you are sending it to, end the text message off with "NRN." This stands for No Response Necessary.

Watch how it works:

A: Alright, see you later
B: k


A: Thanks!
B: ok

A: Alright, see you later. NRN


A: Thanks! NRN

(Notice how there is no B: --- If you are thinking, "but how will the other person know what NRN means?" here's the answer: They won't. Well not the first time. But when they ask, which they will, simply reply, "No Response Necessary. NRN")


Writing NRN is essentially a courtesy to the other person that says, "it's ok for you not to respond."

Let me know what you think in the comments below. NRN

Hilarious Freudian Slip


Dating Losers: Frustrated Video Dater - Blooper

No wonder he's still single.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Spelling Bee Faint

Is it mean to laugh?

Whale Kayak


Man Walking Into Glass

Never not funny.

Fat Kid Diving Board

Do the math.

World Record eye

A classic.

Scissor in Arm

Do not watch if you are squeamish.

*contains cursing

Funny Office Prank

I finally found it.

Nike Basketball

Who remembers this commercial?

The Stupidest Bid on The Price is Right

No Comment.

One of the Worst The Price Is Right Players Ever

A real life idiot.

Art Apparently

Powered by air.

New Big Dog Robot Video

The sound is really annoying but it is ridiculously cool.

BigDog is the alpha male of the Boston Dynamics family of robots. It is a quadruped robot that walks, runs, and climbs on rough terrain and carries heavy loads. BigDog is powered by a gasoline engine that drives a hydraulic actuation system. BigDog's legs are articulated like an animal's, and have compliant elements that absorb shock and recycle energy from one step to the next. BigDog is the size of a large dog or small mule, measuring 1 meter long, 0.7 meters tall and 75 kg weight.

Thanks Avi.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Home Shopping Ladder Blooper

Also very funny.

Home Shopping Network Blooper

So funny.

Chinese Food Prank Call

One of the funniest prank calls I've ever heard. A great idea.

The Most Amazing Homemade Water Slide

What to do when your parents are out of town.

Dove - Evolution Commercial

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted.

Pac Man Explained

Boom Goes The Dynamite

It's extremely funny to watch this college sportscaster struggle through his piece.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Till 120

It's the opposite of

The Wind

One of the most creative ads I've ever seen. You may need to watch it a second time in order to fully understand and appreciate it.

Introducing Y-Love

Y-Love (Yitz Jordan) is an MC unlike any other. He is a black convert into the Bostener sect of chassidus (the mystical branch of Orthodox Judaism). He is among the most innovative freestylers on the scene, weaving seamless polyglot rhymes in English, Arabic, Yiddish, and Hebrew. Most unique is Y-Love's revival of Aramaic, the ancient language used to discuss Jewish Law. With each word he spits in the tongue of the Talmud, Y-Love breathes new life into Hasidism, and hip-hop, one beat at a time.

Thanks Daniel.

Patada subte Times Square


PS22 Chorus Sings for Chanukah


Monday, May 5, 2008

Millionaire First Question Wrong

I love when this happens.

Super Mario Brothers

A Classic.

Thanks Josh.

Kids Say The Darndest Thing

Really, they do.

Guy Runs Into Sign

Thats gotta hurt.

Fat Kid On Roller Coaster

I dare you not to laugh.

Hilarious Dance Faceplant

A Jewish redhead from Oceanside, NY does a faceplant while auditioning for Fox's "So You Think You Can Dance."

OK Go - Here It Goes Again

One of the most creative music videos I have ever seen.

Watch the one under this first (Noah Takes A Picture...)

Homer Simpson A Picture Everyday For 39 Years Remake.

Noah takes a photo of himself every day for 6 years.

The title says it all.


Best. Laugh. Ever.

Robot Dance

The kid in the orange shirt is a sick dancer.

Battle at Kruger

If you have 8 minutes then watch this and you will be amazed at the animal world.

Prank War: They Yankee Prankee

One of the best pranks ever done.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Your Mother

I was surprised that I actually found this funny. It could be because it's very late.